i tweaked some things and threw in a bonus engie ‘cause there really wasn’t a lot to work with to give her her own post, but here they all are!
i was gonna wait till i did everyone but i can’t get a good Soldier and Pyro is no fun when all you’re working with is a mask, but w/e
So my coworker has a girlfriend who lived across the country and we had a ongoing joke that this woman was actually just a collection of pool noodles that he had duct taped together.
Tonight I made this a reality. He doesn’t know. Im bringing her to him at work tomorrow.
Im a matchmaker.
Reunited at last.
a monster described to me by a four year old. it eats trees. its afraid of music. it carries a bag of bad carrots and steals human feet. it can hear without ears. it wears light up shoes and is always mad because one of them doesn’t work